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'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Church Parking

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

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Cross Platform.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

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Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."