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"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Here's the parking lot."

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"