Parking Challenger T-Shirts

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

Cake Free Zone

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Validate your parking?

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

New York City Rodeo

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"Look at that brand-new building! I hear it has a cafeteria, a lounge and valet parking! I have to go!"

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

Moses Parking

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

"Looks a little pricey"

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

Warning: Any car found parked outside this building will be clumped.