Parking Challenger Gifts

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

Cake Free Zone

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

New York City Rodeo

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Validate your parking?

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Moses Parking

"Look at that brand-new building! I hear it has a cafeteria, a lounge and valet parking! I have to go!"

Batman tries not to forget where he parked

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Need ticket.

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

"Looks a little pricey"

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."