'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'
Car Park Conquerors Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who rules the parking lot? Our collection for car park conquerors features humorous and stylish items that honor their parking prowess, making every parking adventure a little more fun and memorable.
Jurassic Parking Lot
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)
"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."
"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."
Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only
"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."
Valet parking.
"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."
Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.
"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"
"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"
St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.
'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.
'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'
"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."
Kids - who'd have em?
'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'
Now with ten extra minutes...Free
"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."
'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'
Batman tries not to forget where he parked
"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"
'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'
"It doesn't say anything about age."
'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'
'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'
" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."
Cheap Parking
'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'
The Largest Parking Lot on Earth
NO PARKING, from here to eternity.
"Don't think hiding behind that man will stop me from throwing this snowball!"
"I don't reimburse. I validate. I listen and acknowledge how difficult it was for you to find a place to park."
Car Park Conquerors Gifts Collection
Car Park Conquerors Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more humorous and clever designs celebrating parking mastery.
Car Park Conquerors Pillows
Discover fun pillows that add personality and humor to any home, celebrating parking skills with style.
Car Park Conquerors Prints
Browse our art prints for bold, colorful pieces that celebrate parking prowess and add character to any space.
Car Park Conquerors T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for more witty designs perfect for the car park conqueror in your life.