Car Park Dreamers Gifts

"Does this mean you want us to move our desks into the carpark again?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Parking

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Parking.

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'