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"Does this mean you want us to move our desks into the carpark again?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Parking.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'