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Stuck in the car park.

Jurassic Parking Lot

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Desert Island Game

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'