Car Park Escapologist Pillows

Stuck in the car park.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

Desert Island Game

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."