Car Park Comic Pillows

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."

So tell your wife she might have left the car parked in lot A31 or B25...

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'

No parking sign

No Radio on Board

You must work on your three point turn.

Traffic warden emerges from manhole

Stuck in the car park.