Car Park Comic Gifts

Jurassic Parking Lot

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"Over here, doofus."

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."

'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'

So tell your wife she might have left the car parked in lot A31 or B25...

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'

No parking sign

No Radio on Board

You must work on your three point turn.

Traffic warden emerges from manhole

Stuck in the car park.