Car Park Escapades Pillows

Traffic warden emerges from manhole

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Rock Climber

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Gas eyedropper.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

"If it hadn't been for Roxanne I'd be dead or in jail by now. You should see her getaway car."

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Taking work home.

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"The cops were on to him"

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

Cheap Parking

"I don't reimburse. I validate. I listen and acknowledge how difficult it was for you to find a place to park."