Car Park Escapades Gifts

Traffic warden emerges from manhole

Jurassic Parking Lot

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Rock Climber

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Gas eyedropper.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Taking work home.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

"If it hadn't been for Roxanne I'd be dead or in jail by now. You should see her getaway car."

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

"It doesn't say anything about age."

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

"The cops were on to him"

Cheap Parking

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"Damned Sat Nav!"