Car Park Chaos Gifts

No parking sign

Jurassic Parking Lot

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"Where aren't you going to?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Batman tries not to forget where he parked

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

Road rage on board.

Unintended consequences.

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

Hello, claims department please!

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Excuse me, I think you dropped something! (Man dropping litter).

A fine for double parking? Yes, mine was the one on top.

'Yes..You may take your hands off of 10 and 2'...

So tell your wife she might have left the car parked in lot A31 or B25...

"Does this mean you want us to move our desks into the carpark again?"

Earl takes his job as the church parking attendant very serious.

Traffic warden emerges from manhole

Stuck in the car park.