Car Park Comedian T-Shirts

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

My other dog is a golden retriever

Out of Bumper Stickers.

Let Go and Let God