Parking Space Comedian T-Shirts

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'