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'Are we nearly there yet?'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Driving a Lemon.

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.