Car Comedians Prints

'Are we nearly there yet?'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Volkswagen Scandal

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Beware of SUV.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."