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So tell your wife she might have left the car parked in lot A31 or B25...

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Jurassic Parking Lot

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

The Hybrid

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

2020 Panic Room

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Valet parking.

Scrapyard Worker

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Over here, doofus."

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

"Your car is always in the shop because it has a problem with its auto immune system."

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

The Ford Taurus.

Football anagrams: Honest John's (Answer: Seth Johnson.)

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

Electric Cars

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