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Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

Valet parking.

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"Over here, doofus."

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Your new faster sleeker post office!

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

'It goes with your eyes.'

'Coo, ta, nothing! Hand it back at once!'

The Hatchback of Notre Dame