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'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Valet parking.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

Kids - who'd have em?

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

Cheap Parking

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

"Don't think hiding behind that man will stop me from throwing this snowball!"

"I don't reimburse. I validate. I listen and acknowledge how difficult it was for you to find a place to park."

"I understand what you're saying mother, but it still doesn't feel quite right."