Car Parking Combatant Gifts

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

New York City Rodeo

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Brookstick Clamp

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Validate your parking?

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

No Parking - Financial Advisor On Call.

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

Clamped hamster wheel.

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

'It doesn't specify whether the driver or the car is disabled.'

"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

'Everyday you park your car right next to my motorcycle. Rocco is here to make sure that no longer happens.'

'You could at least have had the decency of waiting until I'd moved off!'

A fine for double parking? Yes, mine was the one on top.