Parking Violator Gifts

No Parking - Financial Advisor On Call.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Nice park. . .

No Double Parking

A Not So Grand Slam.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

"What are you doing??"

Meter Maid

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Don't even dream of parking here.

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Ace Towing.

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

No parking here. You will be toad.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Traffic warden.

Towing a toy

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'