Parking Violation Humorists Gifts

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Okay. Hit it."

A Not So Grand Slam.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

"Over here, doofus."

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Parking? I don't think so.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

Brookstick Clamp

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

No Parking - Financial Advisor On Call.

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

Clamped Horse

Clamped hamster wheel.

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

Do you know why I pulled you over again?

Motorist sees three road signs: Bump, bump, badump.

'Blow into this, please sir.'

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.