Parking Violation Humorists Prints

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Okay. Hit it."

A Not So Grand Slam.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Parking? I don't think so.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

Brookstick Clamp

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'

No Parking - Financial Advisor On Call.

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

Clamped Horse

Clamped hamster wheel.

Motorist sees three road signs: Bump, bump, badump.

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

'Blow into this, please sir.'

Desert Traffic