Parking Dispute Enthusiast T-Shirts

A fine for double parking? Yes, mine was the one on top.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

No Double Parking

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Over here, doofus."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

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"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Brookstick Clamp

Parking.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'