Pliers Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Need the pliers, Fred?'

Fishing from the Pier

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"They look like pickles."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The Sculptor

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Swiss Army garden tool

Hold The Pickles

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

'Kids today!'

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"He always times '60 minutes.'"