Pliers Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Need the pliers, Fred?'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Fishing from the Pier

"They look like pickles."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

World Hunger Conference.

The Sculptor

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Hold The Pickles

Swiss Army garden tool

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

You gonna eat your pickle?

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

'Kids today!'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"