Parallel Parker Enthusiast Mugs

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Click it or ticket.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Off Leash Dog Park

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

"You spoil that dog."

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)