Parker Mugs

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Life's a Bench.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Psychiatry in the Park

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

The successful rubbernecker...

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

'Has it ever ocurred to you that I just might like a jumbo burger, fries and a shake?'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Man makes pigeons perform tricks for crisps.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

Brass Band

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."