Parker Mugs

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Psychiatry in the Park

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

The successful rubbernecker...

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Has it ever ocurred to you that I just might like a jumbo burger, fries and a shake?'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Brass Band

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."