Parallel Parking Enthusiast Gifts

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Valet parking.

"Over here, doofus."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Spiritualist Society Parking

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

Cheap Parking

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"It doesn't say anything about age."

Parking Lot Dare

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

Park: Sorry Full.