Parallel Parking Prodigy Gifts

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Parking

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

Parking.

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"