Hat Attendant Gifts

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Greenfingers.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Valet (ballet) parking.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Museum Guard Portrait

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

"Apparently it's a temporary exhibit."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Valet parking.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

Undergarments drying on washing line propped up with lance.

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

Hat Stand Sacrifice.

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Valet Parking.

"Gesundheit!"

Please do not feed the attendant.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.