Coat Check Attendant Gifts

'Can You Describe It?'

You've given me the wrong coat - this one's brown, mine's grey!

'No, I don't have my ticket, but I can describe it.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Museum Guard Portrait

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'It's goose down!'

Shy Man at Party

"Apparently it's a temporary exhibit."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

'Yes, I'm age 68, just a few more years to go before retirement! Here's your ticket, sir. Greetings to the pilot, he's my dad!'

A Businessman in a camo suit

Valet Parking.

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

Undergarments drying on washing line propped up with lance.

Left Luggage

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

Legless man shopping for coats modelled by legless mannequin.

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Coats.

When I got My New Coat

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

Bundle up!