Coat Check Attendant Pillows

'Can You Describe It?'

You've given me the wrong coat - this one's brown, mine's grey!

'No, I don't have my ticket, but I can describe it.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Museum Guard Portrait

'It's goose down!'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"Apparently it's a temporary exhibit."

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Shy Man at Party

Valet Parking.

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

'Yes, I'm age 68, just a few more years to go before retirement! Here's your ticket, sir. Greetings to the pilot, he's my dad!'

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Undergarments drying on washing line propped up with lance.

A Businessman in a camo suit

Left Luggage

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Coats.

When I got My New Coat

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'

The North Face. The South Face.

"But does it ever get that cold?"