Hat Attendant Mugs

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Greenfingers.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Valet (ballet) parking.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Museum Guard Portrait

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"Apparently it's a temporary exhibit."

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Spiritualist Society Parking

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"Gesundheit!"

Undergarments drying on washing line propped up with lance.

Valet Parking.

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

Please do not feed the attendant.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

'Sooner or later we'll have to cross their picket line.' (Ladies and Gentlemen toilet signs on strike).