Energy Sector Employee Pillows

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The Nominees"

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"Woo-hoo!"

EXXON EXTINCTION

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

Big oil.

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'ALP Electric Company'

Oil dependency

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'