New Job In Energy Sector Pillows

'ALP Electric Company'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

EXXON EXTINCTION

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

"Woo-hoo!"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Nano technology.

"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

Big oil.

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Pipeline bends around a bear.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

Oil dependency