Production Line Operator Mugs

'Apparently the company has decided we can use social networking sites at work to create a spirit of camaraderie and give us a motivational tool.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Motivation to work

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Time Clock

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'I found another pothole.'

Printers

A fly on the wall documentary.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

A convict escaping during the press scrum

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

America's Biggest Export...

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."