Field Operations Professional T-Shirts

'It is my department, but I still won't help you.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Pull the udder one

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Clandestine cows.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Wilfried Zaha

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

Hazards of field research.

Referee

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Desert Vet.

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"We've just bought some software that's 20% better at being you for half the cost so we're letting you go."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

Effective farming.

"Let's try that 'ribbit' one more time."

Sun for the Farmer.

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

Soccer and pandemic

"Eww! A tick!"

Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Gone.

Anders Iniesta

Sporting School of Exellence