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'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

Fly Football

Gardener

Relaxing in the Sun

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

Clandestine cows.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'I'm out of bags.'

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

Hazards of field research.

'What training do I get?'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

Effective farming.