Field Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

Allotment

'Cow in love'

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

Bring your own inflatable.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.