Field Enthusiast Prints

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Fly Football

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

A large leaf falling on a dog

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Romantic Giraffes

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

Bring your own inflatable.

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."