Football Field Aficionado Prints

Football Pitch Line Markings.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Punt Cake

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Bears

Raheem Sterling

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Fox hunting.

Snowman Football Fan.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."