Football Field Aficionado Mugs

Football Pitch Line Markings.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Punt Cake

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Bears

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Fox hunting.

Snowman Football Fan.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'