Fieldwork T-Shirts

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

"Let's try that 'ribbit' one more time."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'The circle is complete!'

Fly Football

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Relaxing in the Sun

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Pull the udder one

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Clandestine cows.

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Wilfried Zaha

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Hazards of field research.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Desert Vet.

Effective farming.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.