Fieldwork Gifts

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

"Let's try that 'ribbit' one more time."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'The circle is complete!'

Fly Football

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Relaxing in the Sun

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

Pull the udder one

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Clandestine cows.

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

Wilfried Zaha

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Hazards of field research.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'