Working Outdoors Gifts

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

Relaxing in the Sun

Outdoor Working

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Frog in the puddles.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mulch madness"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...