Outdoor Worker Gifts

'How did things go down at the glacier today, dear?'

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

A plunger in an outhouse

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Trail mix?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Golfing Accident

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Relaxing in the Sun

Pointing.

Walkers

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"Don't even think about it."

Rock - see you in a million years!