Outdoor Worker Gifts

'How did things go down at the glacier today, dear?'

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

A plunger in an outhouse

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Golfing Accident

Relaxing in the Sun

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."