Outdoor Taskmaster Gifts

Mower Repair

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Organization is not rocket science!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Relaxing in the Sun

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Worker ant's To Do list.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Monday around 9PM.

Never ending to do list

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"I'd rather be at the office."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"Somehow, my wife pinned me to her taskbar."

Does it Rain at Camp?