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Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Relaxing in the Sun

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Worker ant's To Do list.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Monday around 9PM.

Never ending to do list

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"Somehow, my wife pinned me to her taskbar."